Want some motivation to get off your duff today……..here is some true entertainment!

 There is some links at the bottom to hear the songs

 Skinny Jeans   |  

From the moment that I saw you, hangin’ out at the mall
I had to own you, your rhinestones and all
you didn’t come cheap, but somehow I knew
that whatever the cost, it was worth having you

For years we were together, every Saturday night,
we’d go out dancin’, you’d hold me in tight,
but you were unforgiving and you wouldn’t let me grow
Now I can’t put you on — but I can’t let you go

skinny jeans, skinny jeans, you’re still hanging ‘round
In the back of my closet and that’s bringin’ me down
this morning, I woke up, and made me a vow
skinny jeans, gonna get back, into you somehow

some things  got between us, and now you’re too tight
but I know it’s all my fault, and I’m gonna make it right
no it won’t be easy, but it’s not too late
just put my mind to it, and I’m gonna look, gonna gonna look great

skinny jeans, skinny jeans, you’re stilll hanging ‘round
In the back of my closet and that’s bringin’ me down
this morning, I woke up, and made me a vow
skinny jeans, gonna get back, into you somehow

For months now, I’ve worked hard, until, yesterday
I went to the closet, and pushed those ‘fat clothes’ away
I grabbed you — and I can’t believe how it felt,
to pull the zipper up, and buckle my belt!

Skinny jeans, skinny jeans, glad I kept you around
‘cause tonight, my darlin’s, we’re goin out on the town
I worked my butt off, now you fit me just right
so I’m wearin’ my skinny jeans to the party tonight

   Use It To Lose It   |   play

yeah, come on, give me something I can use
something make you wanna move
yeah, come on, let’s do this!  Let’s do this here!

You say you don’t want no gut (no gut)
Don’t want to have no big butt (uh huh)                                   
Well then get up outta your rut
Come on y’all, let’s make that cut (hey!)         

That’s it now, get off your duff
No more fat, we have had enough             
Gotta do a little huff and puff
so that you can strutt your stuff            

We’re in a feel good revolution
You just need some evolution
To improve your constitution
Get a move on! That’s the solution!

You got to use it, to lose it.  You got to use it, to lose it
You got to use it, to lose it.  You got to use it, to lose it

C’mon now, you wan’ it, right?
Then you know what to do — just get up and move!
Ain’t gonna get it unless you sweat it
So if you wanna lose it, then get up and use it!

The food you gotta ration
and let’s see you do some dashin’
Throw your soul in, do it with some passion
then you’ll be stylin’ in the latest fashion

You got that body for a reason
So come on now, do a little wheezin’
Just think, it will be pleasin’
To show it off in the summer season

We’re in a feel good revolution
You just need some evolution
To improve your constitution
Get a move on! That’s the solution!

You got to use it, to lose it.  You got to use it, to lose it
You got to use it, to lose it.  You got to use it, to lose it
Yeah, you got to use it — Yeah, you got to lose it
Yeah, you got to use it — Yeah, you got to lose it — Just do it, yeah!

   Think I’ll Go To Saks   |   play

Here I am at Neiman’s
though I don’t have the budget
but I’m not here to buy so
I’m gonna have to fudge it

I find it entertaining
to come in here
and try on fancy clothes that
wouldn’t fit me last year

Think I’ll go to Saks
just because I wanna
try on all their Gucci
and their Dolce and Gabbana

what used to be a struggle
fits me just right
what used to be traumatic
is now a delight

Delight, la la la la la la la ….

and when I’m feelin’ saucy
Versace is my style
I’m Vogue-ing in the dressing room
grinning all the while

I never used to touch it
cause man that stuff runs small
now if I had the money
I would buy them all

so

Think I’ll go to Saks
just because I wanna
try on all their Gucci
and their Dolce and Gabbana

what used to be a struggle
fits me just right
what used to be traumatic
is now a delight

Delight, la la la la la la la ….

Think I’ll go to Saks
just because I wanna
try on all their Gucci
and their Dolce and Gabbana

what used to be a struggle
fits me just right
what used to be traumatic
is now a delight

Delight, la la la la la la la ….

   You Da Boss   |   play

Yo, I need to talk to you
Before you go and mess it up
I gotta call it like I see it
So y’all now listen up

This is your conscience talking
This is your conscience talking
And I know just whatcha feelin’
I know with whatcha dealin’

But you don’t need that piece of pie
Gotta let it go and pass you by
and I’m here to remind you why
‘cause you want to be lookin’ and feelin’ fly

You Da Boss, You Da Boss, yeah
You rate, hey hey, you rate hey hey
You Da Boss, You Da Boss, yeah
You rate, hey hey, you rate hey hey
Say You Da Boss!

This is your willpow’r talking
This is your willpow’r talking
I know that it’s tasty
But hey now don’t be hasty

‘cause you don’t need that cupcake
No, that’d be a mistake
And I know that it’s callin’
But hey now don’t be fallin’

No no, no no no, don’t be fallin…
Cause You Da Boss
No no, no no no, don’t be fallin…
Cause you dat, You Da Boss

You Da Boss, You Da Boss, yeah
You rate, hey hey, you rate hey hey
You Da Boss, You Da Boss, yeah
You rate, hey hey, you rate hey hey
Say You Da Boss!

I’m here to remind you
That you da boss, not da food
Stick that in yo’ attitude
And show that you got fortitude

Say you da boss, not da food
Remember that with gratitude
‘cause It ain’t just some platitude
You da boss, not da food

You Da Boss, You Da Boss, yeah
You rate, hey hey, you rate hey hey
You Da Boss, You Da Boss, yeah
You rate, hey hey, you rate hey hey
Say You Da Boss!


fav  Objects In The Mirror   |   play
Mirrors, mirrors everywhere, but nothing good to see
I thought for the longest time that this was just my destiny
Then one day, decided, this ain’t who I want to be
So it’s to the gym I go to face the body facing me
Objects in the mirror will get thinner than they now appear
I don’t like what I’m seeing — yeah, but that’s the reason I come here
And if I come most every day, I know those pounds will disappear
Objects in the mirror will get thinner than they now appear
Na na na na now, Na na na na now
Na na na na now, Na na na na now
First time that I came here, oh, to stay took all my might
Walked in, saw those mirrors,  well I almost died of fright
But now I come most every day, and much to my delight
In that mirror, in the weight room, now I see a different sight
Objects in the mirror will get thinner than they now appear
I don’t like what I’m seeing — yeah, but that’s the reason I come here
And if I come most every day, I know those pounds will disappear
Objects in the mirror will get thinner than they now appear

Na na na na now, Na na na na now
Na na na na now, Na na na na now

Mirrors were the enemy
Now they don’t bother me
In fact I’m pretty happy, with everything I see

There’s this feeling that I get
When I catch my silhouette
And turn to face the happy person smilin’ back at me

Objects in the mirror, will get thinner than they now appear
I don’t like what I’m seeing — yeah, but that’s the reason I come here
And if I come most every day, I know those pounds will disappear
Objects in the mirror will get thinner than they now appear

Na na na na now, Na na na na now
Na na na na now, Na na na na now
Na na na na now, Na na na na now
Na na na na now, Na na na na now

I found the site this morning and I got a kick out of it! Thought I would share. Made me laugh and dance ( so I got some exercise) hehe. :)

Ok, The play button is not working, but here is a demo on you tube and the link to the site so you can hear it :)

http://skinnysongs.com/lyrics.html

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QkmkI5doGa8

5 Comments so far

  1. motherof9 @ August 26th, 2008

    bummer but i can’t play the songs…. i laughed at the lyrics tho!!!!
    thanks!

  2. stellabella @ August 26th, 2008

    I put up some links, does it work now?

  3. NANA @ August 26th, 2008

    how funny Bella, does this mean you are now in your skinny jeans. hope so. :)

  4. julieyknow @ August 26th, 2008

    LMAO

  5. stellabella @ August 26th, 2008

    I wish! I have a long way to go! LOL It’s just some motivation, but I do have those skinny jeans tucked away in a safe place….hehe :)

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